Jumat, 30 September 2011

Self-loathing is not helpful hor!

Apparently, a new series to help Singaporeans integrate with foreigners (and not the other way round) is now showing on Channel 8.

From  the Mediacorp production 四个门牌一个梦:

SGrean chicken rice boss: Wah! 你都几岁还去应征啊?
[Wah! You how old oredi? Still go for interview?]

HK migrant: 凭良心说,你现在的体力还能做教练吗?
[Please la! Touch your heart and tell me if you still have the stamina to be a (table tennis) coach?]

Angry SGrean: 讲到体力我更生气,本地有很多外国的教练都已经70多岁了,那又怎么说?
[Eh... Dun talk about stamina. I get even more dulan. Other foreigner coaches are more than 70 years old, can?! Then how??]

HK migrant: 老戴,你一只脚都踏进棺材了,还做什么工作呢?你学学人家,提个鸟笼,养养鸟,过过日子多好。
[Eh Dai! You are damn old already! Don't already work la! Be like everyone else, go buy a bird and birdcage, then enjoy life la!]

SGrean chicken rice boss: 对对对!外地人是不会跟你抢养鸟的。
[Yah Yah Yah!! Foreigners will not compete with you in bird-keeping leh!]

*SGrean chicken rice boss and HK Migrant laugh at Angry SGrean*

HK migrant: (to SGrean chicken rice boss) 还是你有幽默感啊。哈哈哈!
[Eh... Unlike someone else, you got sense of humor! HAHAHA!]

Angry SGrean: 笑吧笑吧,尽管笑吧,将来你们的子子孙孙的工作给外地人抢着去做,看你们还笑不笑得出来?
[Laugh la! Laugh la! Next time your kids and grandchildren have no jobs bcoz foreigners take all the jobs ah! Then see if you can still laugh!]

HK migrant: 你老是口口声声说外地人新加坡人,分得那么清楚干什么?其实我也是从香港移民过来的。20几年了。跟你一样,住的是组屋,吃的是鸡贩,生活习惯都一样。那你说我是外地人还是新加坡人啊?
[You like to differentiate between foreigners and Singaporeans so much. What for? I came here from Hong Kong 20 years ago. I stay in HDB, eat chicken rice, live like Singaporean. So am I foreigner or Singaporean ah?]

SGrean chicken rice boss: 说来说去,怪你自己没有本事,你的工作才会被外地人抢去。
[Please lor! You only have yourself to blame la! You lousy that's why foreigners take your job.]



Angry SGrean: (damn sian face) 你说够了没有啊?你在这边讲话,可以赚钱吗?
[Eh... Enough or not? Talk so much, no need to make money ah? Drop from sky ah?]

SGrean chicken rice boss: 真的可以赚钱leh..你还没给钱leh...
[Really can talk and make money at the same time leh... Pay for your chicken rice leh!]

Angry SGrean: 拿去拿去,走开走开,看到你我就没有胃口了。
[Har Nah! Take la! Take la! Go away la! See you already no appetite.]

SGrean chicken rice boss: 好我走,你慢慢吃,不够再叫hor..."
[Ok lor... You slowly eat... Not enough order some more hor!]

*SGrean chicken rice boss walks off, laughing.
HK migrant also laughing while drinking kopi.
Angry SGrean quietly eats chicken rice*
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Qn: What's infinitely worse than foreigners laughing at Singaporeans?

Ans: The Singaporean who laughs at another Singaporean for not doing well.

And such Singaporeans are not fictional.
There are indeed many Singaporeans who behave this way.

I have a job, so I laugh at you for complaining about foreigners taking away your job.
I have a condo, so I laugh at you for complaining about rising HDB prices.
I have a bungalow, so I laugh at you for complaining about rising condo prices.
I drive a BMW, so I laugh at you for complaining about the MRT trains.
I dine at MBS, so I laugh at you for complaining about rising food prices at hawker centres.

Fundamentally, these people are insecure folks. They need others to be 'less' than themselves so that they can feel good about themselves.

Of course, this is not unique to Singapore, i.e. there are such people in other countries laughing at their own kind too.

But we must learn to recognise that this is not the time to laugh at our own kind. This is the time to stand together as one.

Unfortunately, I am beginning to have to believe that, given the widening income gap, it is difficult to stand together as one. We are not in the freaking 60s anymore.

An ex-boyfriend of mine insisted to me, over an hour-long Facebook debate, that no one has been left behind in Singapore.

He, with blue-collar folks and from neighbourhood school, is a HDB boy made-good, i.e. got himself ivy-leagued, now works in a foreign bank and lives in semi-D with his wife from an upper-middle class background.

He also believes that, because he has 'made it', that those who have not are simply lousy. It's solely their fault for not trying hard enough.

I was dating a boor. KNN.
I hate such realisations. I took too long.

Kamis, 29 September 2011

Noooo!! I dun wanna see no Naked Baaaahh-daaaaay!

What do you think of these models in their tiny bikinis?



Where got tiny, you say? Normal what?!

Exactly.

We've been so used to women being photographed in almost nakedness. These pictures appear everywhere. On TV, in the cinemas, all over the internet, on billboards, in our expectations of ourselves and our girlfriends etc.

So what exactly is the big deal about this ad along Orchard Road?
In terms of the lower body, the Abercrombie & Fitch model has revealed no more/less than what the Victoria's Secret model has in the previous picture.

I get it that some members of public, especially men, will get uncomfy with this pic, and will write to the forum to complain about it. Yeah... Whatever.

But when the Advertising Standards Authority of Singapore (ASAS) makes an official statement that "the advertisement featuring a topless man that is plastered on the Orchard shopfront of American fashion retailer Abercrombie & Fitch breaches the local advertising code of decency", it gets officially hypocritical.

There shouldn't be double-standards for ads when featuring the male and female body. Period.

This hypocrisy gets thicker if you look closely at who makes up the ASAS Council.

ASAS Council
The Council comprises representatives from the following organisations and associations:


Agri-Food & Veterinary Authority of Singapore
Association of Accredited Advertising Agents, Singapore, The (4As)
Association of Media Owners (Singapore) (AMOS)
Consumers Association of Singapore
Direct Marketing Association of Singapore
Health Sciences Authority
Infocomm Development Authority of Singapore
Media Development Authority
MediaCorp Pte Ltd
Pharmaceutical Society of Singapore
Singapore Advertisers Association, The (2As)
Singapore Association of Pharmaceutical Industries
Singapore Medical Association
Singapore Press Holdings Limited
Singapore Telecommunications Limited
StarHub Limited

All those rape scenes in Mediacorp productions are acceptable and perpetuated.

Even when you have a bunch of female Mediacorp artistes running down Orchard Road in their bikinis and bouncing body parts as part of a unspoken advertising campaign for that forgettable drama series, it is acceptable.
Don't get me wrong. I love Fiona Xie.
She's one of the few local artistes who is truly sexy on and off-screen.
CHEY!!! Lousy lah!!

Selasa, 27 September 2011

先统领邪教, 再称霸武林.

RE: Tan Jee Say hopes to set up opposition 'coalition' in time for next GE

"People do look upon my support ... 
they say I got half a million votes ... 

Even the Workers' Party (WP), with a slate of 23 candidates managed to get 280,000 votes (in the GE) 
so it is something that they bear in mind when they talk to me."
~ Tan Jee Say, Sep 2011


WTF is Tan Jee Say talking abt?!!

If Low Thia Kiang had ran for President in the exact same Presidential Election situation, he would get definitely get more votes than Tan Jee Say's 25%.

搞不好,刘先生还有可能当总统,好不好!

陈先生他讲这种话,大家要不要笑?!

Buay paiseh leh!
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Korean saying of the Day:

꼬리가 길면 잡힌다
"One will get caught if one's tail is too long."

Leaving behind much traces of yourself, or acting widely will make yourself conspicuous and easily apprehended.


Minggu, 25 September 2011

They like to Jio Meng Lang

I had a good laugh when I saw this on the front page of the Sunday Times this morning.

If you do not already know, AWARE has created a sexism award called the Alamak! Award to crown the person/entity with the sexist-est comment made publicly in the year.

For his sexist comment during GE2011, Desmond Choo is currently leading the race with more than 50% of the 600+ votes. 

If only he had garnered such a margin for his recent Hougang contest, where he got pwned by WP's Yaw Shin Leong at 65% vs 35%. 


While I think the Alamak! Award is cute, I find this particular response by Desmond Choo more intriguing.

See excerpt below:


I don't understand this response of:

(1) You are entitled to your opinion (i.e. of disliking me, my words, my actions etc.), BUT 

(2) I'm happy to meet up with you who have misunderstood my words to clear the air.


This 'meet up' line seems to be a 'standard issue' amongst the 'younger' PAP politicians. It's their way of dealing of people who neither agree with, nor support them.
"It's a misunderstanding!" so they claim.

A few weeks ago, a Minister of State emailed me thrice, referred to the fact that I had blogged about him, requested for me not to blog about his emails, and repeatedly invited me to meet up with him for clarifications.

FWAH!!! A Minister of State emailed me siah!
By repeatedly asking me to meet up, was he trying to Jio Meng Lang?

Once again... I dun geddit.
What's the meeting gonna achieve?

If I were an anonymous blogger, then suggesting a meet up with me would make sense, coz he would at least find out who I was in the flesh life.

But I'm not anonymous. And he already knows who I am. We've met in the work context.

When told, none of my friends could believe their ears. One said the politician just wanted to clock his 'public/ new media engagement KPIs'. Some laughed at how he could not tolerate his own unpopularity. A couple of female friends thought it was inappropriate for a (married) male to repeatedly request for me to meet up with him.

Others got rather excited about the meet up proposal. They really want to find out what he is gonna say or do at the meet up. They want to see for themselves what a ridiculous Singaporean leader looks like in action.

On whether to meet up, I quote a popular Korean saying:

똥인지 된장인지 먹어봐야 알아?
Must you taste it to know if it's shit or soy-paste?

알겠어?


Back to this 'meet up' line...

At the rate which their popularity is slipping, they cannot be serious about meeting up with everyone who neither agrees with nor support them, right?
Too many lah!

Instead, such time and effort ought to be channeled to helping Singaporeans/constituents in need and/or their respective portfolios.

Do the right thing and win votes for yourself and your party.
Don't waste time on vote-losing behaviour.

The quality across our leadership is really inconsistent at the moment. It's frustrating to observe, not to mention, to suffer it.


Jumat, 23 September 2011

What's in the name of a HDB Flat Estate?

While I was exclaiming at the simultaneous release of 8,200 HDB flats into the market, and the name of a new studio-flats estate in Jurong West (for elderly folks, I guess) called Golden Peony (How cheena is that? Just like its cousin called Golden Lotus in Toa Payoh.), an eagle-eyed friend highlighted something else much more intriguing.

Also part of the newly-announced 8,200 flats, a brand-new HDB estate in Sengkang is named 'Anchorvale Harvest'.

Below is the screen grab from HDB's website.
(Click on image to enlarge)

The webpage explains why the word 'Harvest' is used in the name of this estate. 

"The name Anchorvale Harvest reflects its location in the Anchorvale area and mimics the imagery of a fisherman casting his net into the sea for the harvest. The abundance of a harvest also relates to the meaning of Sengkang which denotes 'prosperous harbour'."

Of course, Sengkang was indeed a fishing port many years ago.

Let's take a closer look at the official logo for Anchorvale Harvest:

Immediately, that fish catches the eye.
A fish without its usual scales and a complete tail looks a lot like the Ichthys, i.e. more commonly known as the Jesus fish.

The Ichthys is also a common sight in Singapore. You may notice some cars in Singapore displaying car decals which look like this:

More interestingly, my friend found these few paragraphs from the book entitled "Beyond description: Singapore space historicity" by Ryan Bishop, John Phillips, and Wei-Wei Yeo, rather plainly stating the Methodist Church's interest and stake in Sengkang.

"...Sengkang is seen as "a great harvest field, waiting for the CAC [the Chinese Annual Congress which governs the Chinese- and dialect-service Methodist churches] to plow, sow and reap souls for Christ" (Lai 2000:1)."

Now... Really... Only the HDB officers, who came up with and approved the name and logo, will know whether the name and logo of this HDB estate in Sengkang just happen to coincide with Christian/Methodist interest or not.

All I know is that I haven't heard of any HDB estates with names which vaguely sound like 'Tua Peh Kong Vista', 'Mercy Vale', 'Om Gardens', 'Compassion Court' etc. O_o

Rabu, 21 September 2011

Please Consult Me for Whatever.

Had dinner with a few friends last night. Amongst many discussion topics, we spent some time on the latest 'fashion' of public consultation.


One said that public consultation, i.e. asking EVERYONE what they thought of specific issues, does not work because people don't know what they want.

Furthermore, some of these issues are complex. It is irrational to believe that anyone and everyone's views on such issues are relevant.

But many people don't want to see how their views on these issues are irrelevant. The fundamental problem is that these people are simply annoyed.

They are so annoyed by bits of their own lives, which in turn are projected onto the 'system', the ruling party etc, that they feel that they must 'do something about it'. And suddenly, democracy is their visa.

"I have the right to air my views about this and that. 
Furthermore, I was educated abroad in XYZ universities. 
I am smart enough to understand and make conclusions on ANY issues. 
If you don't engage me or listen to me, I get (more) angry. "

Check out the emotional line of argument.
It's completed in good English, but it doesn't make any sense.

Even if the government manages to engage everyone for public consultation, more unhappiness is inevitable as the conclusion of the consultation cannot be that everyone is satisfied.

Hence, the act of public consultation without considering such consequences is in fact reckless.

Another at the table brought our attention to the fact that public consultation is not new, i.e. the government has been carrying out public consultation, even before the so-called 'watershed elections'.

In various forms, degrees of outreach scale, budget, tone etc, different parts of the government have conducted public consultation.

Regardless whether it's a public consultation in the flesh life or cyberspace, the key in any human communication is sincerity.

While the lack of sincerity can be embellished with other irrelevant gestures, this is not a sustainable tactic in the long run. The smarter ones would spot the insincerity, raise the alarm bells, and soon the dull ones will 'realise' it too, regardless whether they truly spot the insincerity.

And sincerity is a rare attribute which cannot be acquired overnight. It's much easier to fake it or cover it up with something else.

Of course, being constructive people, the discussion went onto suggest that a real public consultation only takes place where committees of selected individuals are set up. People who have the necessary skills, experience and varied vested interests to explore and debate on specific issues on behalf of people.

Of course, this is not new either. The key is WHO are the people invited to be on these committees. And judging from the profile of these people, one can tell whether the government is sincere about its public consultation attempts.

That is, whether 'public consultations' are 'form' or 'function'.

Minggu, 18 September 2011

Active Enforcement vs Lame Enforcement

RE: Expat schools crack down on drug abuse, may expel users

"The Central Narcotics Bureau (CNB) said its anti-drug education initiatives are targeted not only at local students, but expats as well. 
In the past 3 years, 15 international schools have taken part in various programmes, said a CNB spokesman. 
The bureau also regularly distributes anti-drug literature to about 25 international schools here."

CNB is POWER.
The message is clear: Don't say we never warn you!

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Regardless, many of us wouldn't bother to read such pieces of news. It's simply not newsworthy.
It's just another government agency doing its thing.

Or is it?

Are all our Govt Agencies are similarly effective?
I think because 'our government' has done such a great job of pulling off enforcement actions and/or has done such a great job of highlighting that it has pulled off many enforcement exercises, that we assume that:

(1) ALL government agencies carry out their enforcement roles professionally

(2) As such, there is no need to watch out for ourselves, as some agency in the government will do so on our behalf.

This is a misconception.


Ok, BM, why are you so lor sor? Going on and on about such a dry topic?

Because if we do not raise awareness now, we risk serious consequences which are difficult to disentangle and resolve in the long run.


(Active vs Lame) Enforcers
I have observed a large gap between how the Active Enforcers and the Lame Enforcers. So big that it is impossible to conclude that "all Singapore government agencies carry out their enforcement roles professionally".

In general, there are 2 relative baskets of government agencies that are meant to take enforcement actions:

(A) The Active Enforcers

The Home Team is made up of 10 public agencies, of which Ministry of Home Affairs is the 'leader'.

5 out of 10 Home Team agencies carry out enforcement actions. These include the Singapore Police Force (e.g. under the Penal Code), the Immigrations & Checkpoint Authority (e.g. under Immigration Act of Singapore), Casino Regulatory Authority (e.g. under the Casino Control Act) etc.

There are other public agencies that are not under the Home Team, but also take enforcement actions. E.g. Ministry of Manpower acts under the Employment Act to take enforcement actions against say errant employers, or illegal foreign workers. Or CPIB (e.g. under Prevention of Corruption Act) etc.

(B) The Lame Enforcers

Apart from the enforcement agencies as highlighted above, there are other public agencies which are also tasked with enforcement functions. An easy way to identify them is by their names. These public agencies are, in general, statutory boards with 'authority' in their names, i.e. at least 1 Act = 1 enforcement role under their charge.

Though tasked with enforcement roles, some of these agencies do NOT carry out active enforcement actions, and/or are deficient in terms of enforcement capabilities/ competencies (to be explained in later paragraphs).

In fact, because some of them are so silent on their enforcement roles, that you may not even be aware that they are supposed to be taking enforcement actions for this and that transgressions affecting your life.

Of course, 'Active' vs 'Lame' is just a crude classification. There are stat boards which fall in-between. 
E.g. In the past couple of years, NEA is seen trying very hard to move from Lame to Active. And I think it is currently somewhere in-between. It is an commendable effort. 


What's the big deal with Enforcement? 
Taking enforcement actions against someone/ an entity is never a pleasant task. Your 'target audience' ain't gonna be happy, and in this day and age, they will file a complaint/appeal via all possible avenues, such as writing to MPs, Prime Minister, mainstream media, non-mainstream media etc.

By then, not only does the public agency have to deal with the original complaint, it now has to defend itself against the complainant, sometimes very publicly.

Furthermore, taking enforcement is an complex process which may lead to 'serious consequences' for the offender, i.e. to be charged in court and sentenced to jail.

To top it off, assuming the officer knows how to go about this piece of work, such efforts may not even be recognised as good work.

As such, the thought process of the officers-in-charge becomes:

Waaaaahhh! So troublesome! So scary! 
(Read in-between lines: I dunno how to handle!)
Let's not do it. Just reject the original complaint.

But, any rational individual will realise that, regardless of how unpleasant or complex the process is, there is a sound reason for the enforcement in the first place. The rules were not made for nothing. These rules are made to ensure that no one causes dis-amenities/harm to another, that no one takes more than he is entitled to etc.

And the public agency set up for the specific purpose is playing the all-important role upholding fairness and equity. It also means that if this public agency doesn't care, the 'victims' have little or no recourse.

Hence, Enforcement is important and serious business. A task which cannot be sidelined.


How difficult is Enforcement?
From my observation, only the Active Enforcers have been fully set up to carry out their enforcement functions. This means they have the complete range* of capabilities/ competencies, broadly as follows:

(a) Intelligence - Gathering of information, analysing trends, spotting areas of concern etc

(b) Operations - This is the most visible part of enforcement. This involves officers physically approaching the targets.

(c) Investigations - Finding of facts/evidence, proving guilt etc.

(d) Target audience liaison/education - The aim of these agencies is also for all to learn about what's acceptable and what's not. This will help to lower overall rate of transgressions.

*Having complete range of capabilities/ competencies does not mean that these agencies can respond to all cases immediately. 
Bandwidth is a separate issue.

Using this capabilities/ competencies framework, imagine the amount of work that has gone into that single piece of CNB news featured at the start of this blog entry.


Now contrast that effort with the Lame Enforcers. Some of the Lame Enforcers have only employed a few officers for their enforcement unit.

Even if we disregard the potential volume of enforcement cases, having employed only 2 officers in the enforcement unit is unlikely to be able to cover the entire range of capabilities/ competencies required to carry out enforcement effectively, not to mention be active or enthusiastic about enforcement.

For others, enforcement is merely PART of the officer's portfolio, i.e. the officer is multi-hatting and as such tends to de-prioritise his enforcement cases.

In other words, do the Lame Enforcers take their enforcement roles seriously?

I am afraid not.


Enforcement is Unsexy & Boring
In parallel, I've also noticed that many public agencies have enthusiastically gone on the 'lifestyle' theme with their respective portfolios, devoting a lot of manpower and budget to 'beautification' and/or 'creating buzz'.

Probably because they have seen how heads of other public agencies handsomely rewarded by the system for pulling off 'beautification and buzz projects along with high levels of media coverage, along with at least 1 politician launching the event'.

Effective enforcement, on the other hand, makes boring news and/or no news to everyone, ranging from member of public, politician, public servant, pressroom etc.

I'm not saying that 'beautification 'n' buzz' are unimportant.

However, if a statutory board was set up based on an Act, its first and foremost responsibility is to fulfill its enforcement role. After which the stat board can choose to branch out into other areas.

In simple words and example:

If the Immigration & Checkout Authority decided that it would henceforth re-prioritise its focus:

(i) Zhnging its physical facilities (e.g. to install designer fountains with laser light shows, designer gardens, and massive designer chandeliers in all its checkpoint facilities); and

(ii) Creating buzz (e.g. holding 'world-class' festivals and celebrations at the designer fountains, in the designer gardens, and under the designer chandelier; while

(iii) Reducing manpower devoted to its passenger clearance and enforcement capabilities.

How would that impact your life and mine?

Immediately, you will get many illegal immigrants freely walking into Singapore, guns will be brought onto our land, weird (dead) exotic animal (parts) and a lot of hardcore drugs circulating in our system etc. Lovely.

The top leaders (politicians and civil servants) need to re-visit the fact that, amidst 'exciting and visually-obvious' beautification and buzz' projects, enforcement is an invisible but essential factor of how and why Singapore has become a world-class city today.

FWAH! Wouldn't it be great to build such a huge designer fountain with laser show at the Woodlands Checkpoint?!
People can then watch the mesmerising 10-hour show while waiting for clearance,
so that they will not complain about the new inevitable 10-hour wait.


How to get their Enforcement Act together?
Taking a leaf out of the books of non-Home Team Active Enforcers such as Ministry of Manpower, look for experienced enforcement officers from the Home Team.

I'm not suggesting poaching. That's just unsophisticated, myopic, and simply dull.

Instead, I'm suggesting a public service-wide enforcement capabilities/ competencies development scheme in the following order:

(A) To recognise and prioritise importance of enforcement and enforcement officers in the Public Service.

(B)  For senior and junior Home Team officers with such invaluable experience to be recognised, and channeled for extended good use in other parts of the public service.

(C) To set up a public service enforcement knowledge and training platform. (Read in-between the lines if your CEP is high enough.)

(D) To train up public officers without enforcement experience to become enforcement officers.


Is carrying out the above within the capabilities and competencies of PSD and Civil Service College? O_o