Senin, 31 Oktober 2011

Still No Singaporeans First

RE: New guidelines to ensure Singaporeans remain core of workforce

After all that posturing and gesturing... The government is still not giving us Singaporeans First.

Just a lot of talking to gloss over the problems. For example:

"Employers should make reasonable efforts to attract and consider Singaporeans for job positions on merit, and to train and develop their potential and careers," said Mr Tan (Chuan Jin).

You mean such a statement is gonna help?
Moral suasion is better than law? WOW.


And they are still refusing to budge on the issue of imposing a quota on foreign worker permits and talent passes.

If you are white collar, just be aware that nothing has really changed. The (foreigner) employer can still deny you of the job and/or your promotion by filling positions with his friend(s) from abroad, simply because there's still no Singaporeans First.

And filling those juicy positions will be a breeze, especially when the economies in the rest of the world are still in shitez. Many of your boss' friends are uber willing to come to Singapore, even at a paycut. Sure beats having NO JOB back home.

How are you gonna fight against the tide of the WORLD's talent pool?!

Of course, Singov is saying that if you feel aggrieved, you can go lodge a complaint against your employer. That's the theory.

But in reality, if you were not even selected for interview, how do you lodge a complaint? On what basis? Unless you have friends from inside the company, you wouldn't know why you were not selected, and/or that the eventual person hired for that position was a foreigner or of same nationality as the foreigner hiring manager etc.

Also, if you are already a minority in your department, lodging any complaints against your manager/company = career suicide. It'd be really obvious who had lodged the complaint, wouldn't it?


Such 'open arms' policy is great for Singapore and the rich, but not so great for you, the average Tan Ah Kow.

Telling you to work harder to prove your mettle is simply euphemistic.

Yeah... You wanna play fair too. You wanna play 'meritocracy'.
But is everyone in this employment equation playing fair and meritocratic?

Singov's latest attempt to send signals to employers is merely superficial. Yelping, but no bite.
Maybe this is the first of many more steps to resolve this problem.

In my opinion, if Singov is serious about its latest "Singaporean Core" concept yet wishes to stop short of legislation, it can still go beyond just talking. Minimally, Singov can call up the major employers of each industry to volunteer for a hiring practice audit. Then MOM can report the findings publicly, i.e. which employer refused to participate, which employer passed the audit with flying colours etc. No need for legislation. Just requires some will, guts, and effort on the part of MOM and the rest of Singov.

Or maybe this latest announcement is all there is to Singov's solution. Only time will tell.

But in the meantime, for the past few years and many more to come, how many Singaporeans have been denied of job opportunities?
Instead, they settle for some other lesser jobs. Or some have no jobs.

Still no Singaporeans First.

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With that, are you sure you don't wanna fight to secure some advantages for yourself, e.g. by unlocking the value of your national service?

Or do you want the benefits but don't wanna fight for them?

SIGH.


Kamis, 27 Oktober 2011

Man Enough to Speak up for Women in Parliament


RE: Singapore ranked 37th best place to be a woman
RE: Women MPs speak for the men as well, replies Grace Fu

Blah... Blah... Blah...

Let's cut the crap.

Firstly, Grace Fu should stop rolling around in the mud and replying to a sexist's comments in the newspaper forum. Just because you are an MP doesn't mean you have respond to idiots.

Actually, just because you are a female minister, doesn't mean you HAVE to fight for gender equality. That kind of expectation, in itself, is uber sexist.

Secondly, in any situation where there is inequality, incessant public rhetoric pointing out the already obvious inequality ain't gonna change anything. Everyone knows there is gender inequality in Singapore. We are ranked 37th best place on Earth to be female. Great.

It is simply tiresome to hear females fighting for gender equality all the time. It just becomes 'whining' after a while. The plot is lost and nobody is listening anymore.

The only way to achieving any equality is for the more powerful side to agree that equality is important.

It is more powerful for straight people to fight for gay people's rights.
It is more powerful for the dominant group/race to fight for minority rights.
It is more powerful for able-bodied people to fight for handicapped rights.

If the ruling party is serious about gender equality, send a heavyweight MALE minister to talk about gender equality in Parliament.

Not some kuching kurak attention-seeking male MP, but a MALE full Minister with enough clout and seniority in the Cabinet to pursue this agenda and make real progress. Now that will make Singapore history and progress.

The only question is:

Who is Man Enough to Speak Up for Women in Parliament?

Or are they afraid that their sexist male counterparts would ostracise them for doing so?

Or perhaps, male ministers simply do not believe in gender equality.

If so, how on Earth can we reasonably expect 1 x Grace Fu (+ a couple of female MP sidekicks) to fight for gender equality or even champion any female causes with any sliver of success?

Wishful and wasteful thinking.
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Strategically, if male MPs could stop for a moment to think about this issue, appearing to champion gender equality would endear yourselves to more than 50% of the voters, across ethnic lines, social class, age etc.

Will this piss off male voters?
That will depend on how skillful you are in pitching the message.

It just takes 1 male politician to do this, and the rest will follow.
Maybe that's why they are all holding their breaths. Nobody wants to be the first 'gu-niang'.
This is a hilarious thought. I cannot stop laughing. LOL!

Rabu, 26 Oktober 2011

'No Alcohol Zone' is merely a Palliative Solution.

RE: MP wants 'no-alcohol zone' around Robertson Quay
RE: PAP MP Indranee wants no alcohol zone near Zouk
RE: 'High' life shattered by drunk party goers

"MS INDRANEE Rajah wants to set up a "no-alcohol zone" around Robertson Quay.

This comes after the MP of Tanjong Pagar received feedback from residents at Rivergate condominium about drunken revelry.

Ms Rajah was planning to visit the area, which is a five-minute walk away from Zouk, early this morning to determine the severity of the issue along with 30 other people."

TNP PICTURE: Jonathan Choo

BACKGROUND CONSIDERATIONS

Before we get started, I wanna highlight a couple of background points:

(1) While I think it's great that MP Indranee speaks up for her constituents who are living in Rivergate, I cannot help but to wonder about:

(i) the number of Singaporeans staying at Rivergate, and
(ii) whether the complainants are Singaporean citizens.

This in turn points us to the nagging issue of whether MPs ought to be responding to complaints/appeals from non-citizens. Because it is the citizens who have voted for the MPs, not PRs, not foreigners.
What is the standing policy within Singov on MPs appealing on behalf of non-citizens?
Is there an MP's code of conduct which governs who they should be speaking up for?

(2) I wonder if MPs ought to view 'peace' and 'being clear of unsightly people/things/activities' within expensive residential neighbourhoods as more essential than the same phenomena within common folks' HDB estates.

Read such sentiments on this very issue via a local discussion forum:

Qn: "my HDB block also have people loiter, drink, smoke, si ginna play football etc. Huai moi MP neh take interest?"

(Translation: There are people who loiter, drink, smoke etc at my HDB flat block, and children playing football too. Why doesn't my MP take interest in these issues?)

Ans: "because you are not rich"
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THE PROBLEM

Assuming all's fair and right, i.e. the complainants were ALL Singaporean citizens, and MPs respond to all peace-disturbing complaints regardless of how atas the neighbourhoods are, now let's study the problem raised about Zouk.

Simply put, Zouk is very popular and its drunk party-goers are causing dis-amenities to the residents nearby. These party-goers puke and litter on the public pavement/bridge and into the river between Zouk and the nearby high-end residential developments. They hang around late into the night, and some make noise and mischief.

Btw, I love Zouk and have ever been a 'Zoukette', if anyone still uses that term these days, i.e. going to Zouk up to thrice per week over a sustained period (e.g. years).

However, my other experiences as a Real Estate student, window-shopper, and former public servant scream out to me that Zouk indeed poses many dis-amenities to its quiet and tidiness-seeking neighbours, especially the ones occupying recently purchased expensive real estate.

During my undergraduate industrial attachment to one of the condominiums nearby, I was told by the property manager that the heavy bass of Zouk's sound system can be heard, even after Zouk had spent copious amounts of money to insulate its premises. Complaints flooded the management office, and then to the authorities. That was back in 1998, when there were only a couple blocks of residential apartments near Zouk.

10 years later, the authorities have given more approvals for residential units to be developed in the same area. Just by eye-balling the developments, the number of dwelling units in that area must have gone up by 10 times. However, this so-called Zouk problem has not been resolved.

In early 2011, a tenant in Rivergate tells me that her family can hear Zouk from the inside of their apartment on the 20+ floor, even with the windows shut, especially on Wednesdays, Fridays and Saturdays.

And now, you have this reflection by MP Indranee Rajah.

MP Indranee's solution to this problem?
A 'no alcohol zone' in that area to be policed by the Police.


*Cracks knuckles and neck*


I can totally understand where MP Indranee is coming from.

She can't say aloud to SINGOV, 'Move Zouk away, please!"
That's simply not business-friendly, especially when this is a business set up by a Singaporean-citizen, and that Zouk is an establishment which touches the heart and flames the memories of many many English-educated P65 Singaporeans.

She also doesn't have that much influence to get the stat boards involved to do something about the Zouk situation, when these stat boards created the problem to begin with, and would have already done something about this decades-old problem if they had any will to.

So, her last option is to suggest for the all-encompassing and ever obliging Police to police her little proposal.


Now... Here's what's wrong with this nett outcome:

Firstly, the phenomenon of drunk Zoukettes shouting, littering and peeing along/into the river is neither the main nor only problem which comes with Zouk. Other problems include vibrations from Zouk's sound system, traffic on popular nights etc.

Also, such problematic phenomena is not unique to Zouk, i.e. it happens to any area near highly successful nightspots around the island. If so, why should a 'no alcohol zone' only apply to the atas residential area around Zouk? I want it to be applied to my HDB estate too.

If this policy is expanded islandwide, the nett effect is that one can no longer consume alcohol in public, except in Tuas and Pulau Ubin.

Secondly, Zouk does not own the plot of land it's sitting on. Zouk is on State land via a relatively short-term lease. This means that the government could have removed (and can still remove) Zouk from its present location quite easily, i.e. by doing nothing and letting the lease lapse.

But in the past 10 years, the authorities have actively renewed Zouk's lease, despite receiving the complaints and not tackling them at the roots.

Also, on top of not renewing its lease, the government can always help Zouk move by suggesting a few attractive alternative locations elsewhere. E.g. Zouk could be part of the great Marina Bay, MBS etc.

Thirdly, I'm sure that Zouk, as the most successful and internationally-recognised nightspot in Singapore for the past couple of decades, pulls its own weight with the authorities. And rightly so. It didn't get to where it is today by chance.

Which trouble-avoiding officer wants to end Zouk's land lease? What if Zouk decides to stop its operations? What if Zouk fails after the relocation? Which public agency wants to risk being responsible for the demise of such a great (organically-developed) national entertainment and tourism product? What if there is no river buzz once Zouk moves away from the river! OMG?!! How do we live with that?!

Everyone involved just wants to be nice and cordial, and avoids buying an apartment in that area, while hoping that someone else, e.g. the Police (or the Home Team/ Ministry of Home Affairs), will sort the mess out that Zouk has brought along with its success.

Once again, lemme bring your attention to how some public agencies just want to focus on 'Beautification and Buzz' projects, while neglecting their core duties such as enforcement etc.

And when they are like this, some other more public-spirited public agencies, usually the Home Team, will have to pick up the former's slack.

So, my fellow people, neither Zouk nor the Zoukettes are the problem.
For right or wrong reasons, MP Indranee has brought the problem to the surface, but because her hands are tied, she comes up with a palliative solution (治标不治本), i.e. get the Police to police a 'No Alcohol Zone' around Zouk.

If the new SINGOV is sincere and serious about its promises to the people, stop wasting time on shoving mistakes such as Tin Pei Ling down our throats, but instead spend time and energy on tackling such deep-seated problems at the roots.

A lot of mess has been created during the huge accelerated party in the past decade. It's time for house-keeping. Clear out the crap to make space for the future. A lot can be done in 4.5 years.

the Help

If you like Desperate Housewives, the Help will rock your weekend at the cinema.

I love the hypocrisy.
The 'toilet initiative' by that white lady, especially the way she pitches as if it's an upgrade for the black helpers. And of course, the benefit night for African children.

Not too different from our daily lives, if you pay close attention.

Senin, 24 Oktober 2011

Review: Bilingualism Policy in Singapore


RE: Low Thia Khiang urges Govt to review bilingualism policy

I agree that it is time to review Singapore's bilingualism policy. In fact, the current policy is more of a Mother Tongue policy, than an authentic bilingual policy.

When it first started, the 'bilingualism' policy was meant to:

(i) Learn English
This is to ensure that all ethnicities in Singapore could communicate using the same and a neutral language, i.e. English.

This was decided against backdrop of racial tensions, post-colonial rule, the need for Singapore to plug itself into a very Western world economy etc.

(ii) Learn Mother Tongue
If you were categorised as Malay, you have to learn Bahasa Melayu, if you were categorised as Chinese, you have to learn Mandarin etc. Along with learning of the Mother Tongue, one was imbibed with the respective ethnic values.

Ascribing 1 mother tongue per ethnic group serves to unite the group, while learning a mother tongue (instead of only English) is meant to help to ameliorate concerns that 'western values' would be adopted along with learning the English values.

At the individual level, the compulsory mastering of 2 languages poses a huge problem for those who are either (i) not predisposed to being bilingual, or (ii) grow up in a family which only speaks English.

The inability to achieve a good command of both languages has real consequences, because children are streamed into different education progress tracks based on this, and/or denied access to certain tertiary programmes. Ultimately, the question we ought to be asking is:

Is one's (in)ability to be bilingual an indication of one's (lack of) intelligence?

A lot has been written on the unintended consequences of the current 'bilingualism' policy. Please read up on it.
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Moving forward, let's start over. Let's relook at the issue by re-balancing how influence the individual ought to wield on this issue, while balancing the desired outcomes at the national level.

(A) Learning the Mother Tongue should NOT be compulsory
Personally, I think it is ridiculous to force someone to learn a language as a specified mother tongue based on his ethnic category. In fact, it sounds rather racist, doesn't it?

The earlier argument of 'mother tongue = infusion of values' is no longer valid. These days, an ethnically Chinese person may wish to choose to adopt and practise Christian values, and speak no Mandarin.

If you wish to argue about value-infusion, perhaps it makes more sense for a 'values course', via religious and/or social-philosophy studies classes, to be included.

In any case, it is getting more difficult, to the point of being ludicrous, to determine what one's ethnicity and/or mother tongue ought to be. In the past,  inter-ethnicity marriages were less common. But these days, your father may be Dutch, while your mother is an Indian-Singaporean. Your mother may be Vietnamese, while your father is Chinese-Singaporean. Or just to make the equation even more difficult. Your father is Polish-French, while your mother is Japanese-Chinese.

You, the product of multiple ethnicities, may want a choice. You may not want to only learn your father's mother tongue. You may wish to learn your Singaporean parent's mother tongue. Or you may wish to learn both.  Or you may wish to learn neither, but something else altogether.

(B) Learning a 2nd Language should be a priority
Is it enough to only learn English?

At this point, I'd like to point out that 老李是对的, at least partially.
Just like it is important to encourage the learning of Mathematics, it is important for citizens from a tiny country such as ours to be minimally bilingual, so as to be able to connect with the rest of the world in more ways than one.

Hence, Singapore should unabashedly announced that the bilingual individual is more valuable than the monolingual individual. (This could also be used a criteria to further differentiate amongst PR/Citizenship applicants.)

However, there must be changes to the approach adopted for the learning of the 2nd language:

(i) The 2nd language should NOT be tagged to one's ethnic category.

(ii) The list of 2nd languages offered should NOT be limited to the traditional few languages offered in the P65 Singapore education system, i..e should be tied to ethnicity or origins only.

(iii) Mastering of a 2nd language should NOT be a compulsory criteria for admission to tertiary education.

(iv) Every student in the public school system is required to read a 2nd language for a minimum of 10 consecutive years, starting from Primary 1.

(v) Students are given a choice of language difficulty, i.e. Basic, Intermediate and Advanced, at   the start of Year 1, at the start of Year 4, and at the start of Year 7.

(vii) To encourage the pursuit of a high standard of mastery of the 2nd language, weighting is applied to the 2nd language at the major exams, i.e. PSLE and 'O' levels.
Simply put, achieving an 'A' for 2nd language at Advanced level is worth say 100% more than an 'A' at Basic level, or 50% more than an 'A' at Intermediate level.

(viii) To make possible for an individual to take up a 3rd language from Year 1.

(ix) To encourage study of 2nd language at post-10 year level, i.e. at junior college and tertiary levels.

(C) Which languages to be offered as 2nd Language?
If one takes a utilitarian view on languages, i.e. learning more languages = better plugged into our world, then let's look at which are the top languages used by the largest number of people in the world.

International Platform
Mandarin Chinese: (845 million to 1.12 billion speakers)
English: (328 million to 480 million speakers)
Spanish: (300 million to 329 million speakers)
Arabic: (around 221 million speakers)
Hindi: (182 million to 250 million speakers)
Russian: (144 million to 285 million speakers)
See source

Regional Platform (not in order of no. of speakers)
Mandarin Chinese: (845 million to 1.12 billion speakers)
English: (328 million to 480 million speakers)
Hindi: (182 million to 250 million speakers)
Japanese: (122 million to 133 million speakers)
Bahasa Indonesian
Bahasa Melayu

Of course, we do not simply adopt to the top few. It is important to study whether these populations and their economies have been and would be expanding in the longer run, because this is after all the essence of adopting the utilitarian view.

Also, one can adopt the affectual view that the mother tongues of the various ethnic groups ought to be offered as 2nd language too.

Of course, the list of 2nd languages cannot be go on forever. Neither should this list be static.

A vid of Russians speaking in Bahasa Melayu.

I've always wondered why I cannot speak Bahasa Melayu.

(D) Learning the 2nd Language as a Subject
The teaching of the 2nd Language must be a departure from the current way which Mother Tongue is taught, i.e. moving away from preaching of ethnic values through the teaching of the language, simply because more people would be now learning the language from a utilitarian point of view, and not simply for the sake of preservation of ethnic values.

Instead, introduce general knowledge features such as history of the language, the type of speakers around the world, contrast the language with its dialects, contrast the language with English and/or other languages, cultural immersion programmes etc.

Also, I believe that it is important for the 2nd language to be applied to the rest of the student's school curriculum. E.g. Create opportunities for the students to translate passages from their science, history, geography, literature text books, reading stories/legends from other languages and cultures etc, using the 2nd language. This is to seek a balance between the student's ability to interpret the same content using both languages, and the vocabulary for both languages.

(E) Learning Languages as a Family
Recently, Mr Lee Kuan Yew encouraged Chinese families to speak Mandarin to their kids at home, while the kids pick up English in the public school system via lessons and interaction with teachers and schoolmates. Of course, quite a few less or non-Mandarin speaking Chinese-Singaporeans got defensive upon reading his advice, and wrote to the newspaper forums to air their displeasure.

The fact is 老李是对的. For the kid to master any language(s), he has to be constantly steeped in an environment where he has to use the language(s) consistently. Currently, the kid uses English most of the time, but has significantly reduced opportunities to speak in his mother tongue. Sending a kid for 2 hours worth of mother tongue tuition every week and hoping that it will help is merely wishful thinking on the part of consumerist parents.

Hence, to complement the child's learning journey, Parent-Child learning of the language(s) ought to be encouraged. Schools (or private entities) can provide Parents only and/or Parent-Child enrichment classes in tandem with the child's language syllabus. It's important to realise that if the child sees how seriously the Parent is about language-learning, the child is likely to monkey-see monkey-do. And with such exposure from a young age, perhaps the kid will be able to surpass the language proficiency of his parents'.

Minggu, 23 Oktober 2011

The Lan Gaming Problem in Singapore

RE: Singaporean youths spend more time gaming than American youths: Study

"On average, gamers here spend about 20 hours per week on gaming, as compared to about 13 hours for American youths.

Of this group, about one in 10 were found to display symptoms of obsessive, or pathological, video gaming, which caused significant disruption to their regular lives.

Such pathological gamers also spend twice as much time gaming, averaging more than 37 hours a week. They are more likely to have poorer grades, are less social and more hostile, and have more health problems like wrist pain.

Other countries with high rates of obsessive gamers include China (14 per cent), South Korea (10.2 per cent) and Spain (9.9 per cent), said the study."


More than 37 hours per week?! That's almost a full-time job.

After years of looking the same problem, it's just more stats reporting, and waste of public funds (millions of dollars) on studies and awareness/ wellness programmes.


Since when have such awareness and wellness efforts lead to any real decrease in addiction?
Just ask Health Promotion Board (HPB).
It has been doing such rah-rah programmes for smoking addiction.
Years and millions of dollars later, the statistics for smokers, especially the younger ones, are looking worse than ever.

Wake up! Wake up!
Stop pretending that having rolled out some awareness programme = did a great job.
These gaming addicts are stealing, borrowing from loansharks, and beating up their mothers to feed their addiction.

Time to be realistic about the approach against this War on Gamecraft.

Obviously, a HPB-type approach has proven not to work.
You don't hear of people borrowing from loansharks to buy cigs, but you do hear of kids borrowing from loansharks to lan-game, similar to drug addictions.

Time to think about a more CNB-ish approach, which includes:

(1) Legislation (Laws on how long each lan gaming session can last, Minimum age for lan-gaming, Power for the public agency to take drastic action against lan shops, individuals, Taxing the lan shops (i.e. raising the minimum price of lan-gaming) etc)

(2) Enforcement (Need I say more?)

(3) Awareness (Target parents, teachers, ECA groups etc, not just the kids.)

(4) Mandatory and optional Rehab programmes (E.g. for parents to opt-in on the rehab programme for their kids, for the system to prescribe rehab as an option etc.)

Stop acting blur and looking away, while hoping for a post-out before this issue blows up, just because this does not fall squarely in your (ministry's) portfolio today.

The more troublesome this piece of policy solution is, the more serious the situation has become.

And the more you drag your public servant feet, the more kids (and their families) will suffer.

Kamis, 20 Oktober 2011

Her Face as a Reminder in Every Parliament Speech

RE: Singapore's system depends on 'getting politics right': PM Lee

Regardless of the great stuff they mouth in their speeches, the sight of Tin Pei Ling, in the background of every single shot of anyone speaking in Parliament, starkly reminds me that they are insincere about doing the right thing.


This so-called elected MP quibbled about her mistake for not declaring her friend, Denise He, as 'moderator' for her Facebook account in her election forms. Subsequent to the announcement of Police's investigation which established that Denise He did post that comment on Tin Pei Ling's Facebook account on Cooling-Off Day, Tin Pei Ling stated publicly that, because Denise He was merely in-charge of uploading pictures, and not changing text, Denise He was therefore NOT a moderator. As such, Tin Pei Ling concludes that she did not make false declarations in her forms.

To me, or any typical user of Facebook, blogs and even mainstream media, the content of these platforms is made up of text, pictures, moving images, audio etc. Hence, the definition of a 'moderator' of a website or Facebook account is anyone who makes changes to such content, including pictures.

Being inexperienced, 'young' or even 'not smart enough' isn't that bad a problem, but I absolutely abhor the act of quibbling as demonstrated by Tin Pei Ling. It shows what her values are and where her priorities lie. Clumsy and desperate self-preservation. That's hardly inspiring.

Of course, I am disappointed with the Elections Department (ELD) for not acting on this. As public servants, ELD should have minimally pretended to do something about it. I don't remember hearing about ELD's conclusion on this matter. Did ELD do anything at all?

But most importantly, I am extremely disappointed with the PAP for not taking her to task. You have no moral high ground, if you do not take your own kind to task. As such, you cannot be sincere about doing the right thing.

I really want to take you seriously, and believe in your speeches.
But you have made it very difficult for me.

This is an abomination.

And we are all gonna have to see her annoying face in every single Parliament speech henceforth, for the next 5 years. Reminding us of how she got herself in Parliament, and how she was allowed to do so.

Selasa, 18 Oktober 2011

"君子"和而不同

RE: Chen Show Mao's maiden parliamentary speech

“政者正也, 子帅以正,孰敢不正”,“为政以德,譬如北辰,居其所而众星拱之”,“风行草偃”

"其实孔子三千年前就已说过,“君子和而不同”。和谐,可却不尽相同。晏婴说过:乐团只演奏一个音符,谁听得下去?白开水上再加白开水,谁喝得下去?一个和谐的社会,不只有一种声音。而是每个人很和平的在法律的範围内发表他的看法,从事政治活动。我们不必防民如防贼。

CSM's maiden parliamentary speeches in English and Mandarin are a polite yet obvious 下马威.

This man is guai lan.

In his English speech, he quoted former 'esteemed' PAP Minister George Yeo, then delivered a separate speech in cheem Mandarin.

I wonder how many of the Chinese PAP people sitting in that house really understood what CSM had said, especially those who like to pretend that they are 'bi-cultural' amidst their angmohpai "I can't even write 新-加-坡" colleagues.
LOL!!

It's basically a show of middle finger. NAH! I'm better than you! 就是比你强!

Finally, our foreign talent policy pays off... IN PARLIAMENT!!
LOL! Oh...The irony!!


This is entertaining, no doubt about that. But at this point, I have to point out to everyone:

圣人不死,大盗不止

Not I say one leh... 庄子 said so. Hence, it must be wise and important enough for you to pay attention to.

别高兴得太早哦!
This is the start of turbulent times.

Midnight in Paris

You have to watch Midnight in Paris.
I don't wanna say too much about the film, coz I can't do that without giving the plot away.

The first lady of the French Republic, Carla Bruni, has a role it.

I think, in a way, Woody Allen indulges in the fact that he will be remembered and lauded in the future, just like how we remember the past artists today.

I love this dress. It's feminine, chirpy, yet modest and comfortable.
Real people should wear clothes like that all the time.

Senin, 17 Oktober 2011

So as to achieve... Happiness

RE: Sylvia Lim’s speech (Debate on President’s Address)

"Back home, our children pledge every day to achieve “happiness, prosperity and progress for our nation”.

Since independence, Singapore has focused on achieving prosperity and progress. Has happiness been forgotten, despite the words in our pledge? Or maybe it has been assumed that once there is prosperity and progress, happiness would automatically follow.

But has it? Does prosperity and progress come sometimes at the expense of happiness? Prosperity and progress are certainly important, but they cannot be ends in themselves. Surely they should be the means to an end – the happiness of Singaporeans as a whole."



GDP Growth ≠ Happiness?

Before we get all riled up because this is a WP speech, we need to clearly realise that GDP Growth  (otherwise known as prosperity and progress) is really not a BAD thing for everyone.

There is a distinct group of people (politicians, big business people, highly paid white collars etc) who really truly believe and have experienced first-hand that GDP GROWTH is = HAPPINESS in a very direct and in-their-faces way... for themselves, for their children, and so... for that bit of the nation which they form.

So, one cannot conclude that GDP Growth must come at the expense of happiness. In fact, for that distinct group of people, GDP growth IS very factually happiness.

What's really happening is that the GDP Growth has not brought upon happiness for other groups of people.

And whether the Happy Group can empathise with the Unhappy People is a separate issue, which can compound the unhappiness.

Fundamentally, there is no obligation for the Happy Group to empathise with the Unhappy People. In fact, it can be said that some in the Happy Group strongly believe that the Unhappy People deserve to be unhappy, because they have brought it upon themselves.

Actually, these people hold such thoughts, because they really want to believe that they are in the Happy Group because they well-deserve it too. That their happiness isn't due to a stroke of good luck or privileged background, but based on their intelligence, competence and really hard work.


Less GDP Growth = More Happiness?

Another dangerous belief which has arisen from the current debate is that "Less GDP Growth = More Happiness". Are we sure about this? Or is there something else we are not seeing in this equation?

Think about it.
If the Unhappy People were given the same access to the benefits of GDP Growth, they would find happiness in GDP Growth too.

Just one more iteration.
If everyone had same access to benefits of GDP Growth, and the GDP growth slows down, will that make everyone more or less happy?


So, is Happiness even related to GDP Growth to begin with?

I think there are definitely more than 2 variables and many permutations and combinations, which together form this Happiness story.

Our current situation where there is GDP growth, people get unhappy because there is a perceived 'lack of access to' or 'uneven distribution of' benefits of this GDP Growth.

This perception* has a more significant impact on Happiness, than the actual Growth GDP does.

*Perception doesn't mean 'unreal' or 'not actual'.
Perception is a mishmash and product of personal observations/experiences, personal preferences/bias, social norms/forces/bias etc.

Sabtu, 15 Oktober 2011

Maria, the Korean Bride

What started out as a platform to rebel against her parents for nagging at her to get married, Maria Yoon 마리아 윤 (a first-generation Korean-American and also performance artist) set out at the age of 30 to get married in every State in the U.S, i.e. to get married 50 times.

She and her project are now known as Maria, the Korean Bride. It took her 9 years to complete the project.

Through her work, she wants to bring her audience's attention to the question of 'what is marriage', her experience as a Korean-American when trying to get married etc. Her 'husbands' in all 50 states include typical men, women, indigenous people, animals (e.g. a Black Angus cow in Nebraska and an expensive stallion in Kentucky coz she claimed she couldn't find any males to marry. She also said that "He is worth more than $2 million. I recall his sperm sold for $20,000." =)))) and objects (e.g. the Liberty Bell).

This project is simply brilliant.

I love how she poses for the 'wedding pics'.
She's always in the hanbok with her hands politely held before her chest and her head submissively bowed, silently making her point to the world.

She had invited her parents to be present at the final and 50th wedding in Times Square, New York where she married someone whom she had chosen via a raffle, but they did not turn up. Later, it was revealed that because her parents had an argument about Maria's marriages, they did not turn up. Her mother was present at the screening of the documentary though, and explained that Maria's father would prefer if Maria had married a Korean man.

Read about Maria, the Korean Bride.



She said something in her documentary which stuck a chord with me.

"I've been married 50 times, but I still don't know what a marriage is all about."

It's sublime.

You gotta put more thought into your own marriage(s)! =)

Kamis, 13 Oktober 2011

Adults & Kids Alike...

RE: RSAF technician died hours after tunnel crawl into fighter jet

"He was supposed to take part in a tunnel crawl as part of a game at the Republic of Singapore Air Force (RSAF).

But three hours after taking part in the activity, Second Warrant Officer (2WO) Poh Eng Ann, 36, died.

The tunnel crawl involves a person crawling through the engine compartment of an F-5 fighter jet.

The entrance to the engine compartment is 48cm by 30 cm. Participants are to crawl on their side, five metres into the intake before crawling backwards in the game gap.

The activity on April 24, 2009, was part of team bonding games during the informal welcome ceremony for new or promoted staff at the Paya Lebar Air Base.

The tunnel crawl is considered a tradition during such ceremonies."


Even adults create and play silly initiation games, not too different from college kids during their orientation week.

When will people grow up?

Don't we all know the story of 'Emperor's New Clothes'??

When will people learn to recognise and have the courage to point out what's ridiculous, not to mention put themselves through it?!!

Just because everyone else, who got into that tiny engine compartment (at 48cm x 30cm or just slightly bigger than an A3-size sheet of paper) before this guy, didn't die, doesn't make this activity any less ridiculous or harmful.

Rabu, 12 Oktober 2011

If it's about Nation and Rarity...

RE: Landed property: Fewer foreigners to get approval

"Mr Shanmugam added: "We have kept foreign ownership of landed property in Singapore to under 5 per cent... It's actually closer to 3.5 per cent."

What's more important, but not made clear, is the following:

140 such approvals given per year (in past 3 years) = How many % of the total number of transactions for landed properties in the past 3 years?

While the foreign ownership approval criteria is tightened, who or what's effectively stopping the non-citizen from  buying landed properties in Singapore via locally-registered commercial entities (e.g. an investment firm)?
.................................................................

Apart from landed housing, I've wondered why non-citizens are allowed to own CONSERVED PROPERTIES (e.g. shophouses), coz those are even rarer than landed properties, and are an intrinsic part of Singapore's history.

While non-citizens cannot buy conserved properties zoned Residential, they can buy those zoned otherwise (e.g. mixed uses, commercial etc).

We must remember that there is no match for the infinite supply of non-citizen investment capital out there, and conserved properties are attractive exotic assets.

Better do something about this before these gems of Singapore get eroded even further.

Singaporean Girls


From Hong Kong:

SG girls are known to be 
拜金, 崇洋 and 公主病. 


Do you agree?

Or you can't understand this to begin with?

Selasa, 11 Oktober 2011

Higher employment rate = Better life for more people?

RE: Singapore has one of the highest employment rates worldwide

"According to a report released by the Manpower Research and Statistics Department and the Singapore Department of Statistics, nearly eight in ten (77 per cent) Singaporeans aged 25 to 64 were employed in 2010.

The unemployment rate among citizens declined to pre-recessionary levels of 3.1 per cent in June 2011, down from a high of 4.5 per cent in 2009.

This surpasses economies such as Hong Kong, Taiwan, South Korea, Japan, the United States, Canada and the United Kingdom."



What is the intention behind highlighting something like that?

To remind Singaporeans that the Government is doing a good job, and/or that your lives are in fact very good, relative to the rest of the world?

I would love to conclude as such.

But I cannot help but to think that this high employment rate can be read in multiple ways. It does not only or necessarily suggest that the picture is all fine and dandy.

Firstly, it is misleading to compare employment rates of countries with and without welfare systems (namely unemployment benefits). 

It can be said that countries with unemployment benefits will generally see a lower rate of employment as people have the confidence to stay or choose to be unemployed over longer periods.

Secondly, while it is tempting to conclude that increasingly higher employment rate = better life for more people, the former may simply suggest that it is impossible for a family to get by decently without dual incomes, i.e. both parents working. Hence, people are unable to choose to be unemployed.
Strange concept to Singaporeans? Counter-intuitive?
Think about it for a second.

Remember, nothing is absolutely good (or bad). Everything is contextual.

Thirdly, it is absolutely misleading to present the national employment picture by highlighting the employment rate figures only.

There are other indices which paint the 'quality of employment' dimension, e.g. productivity: GDP per hour worked etc. These figures are also, if not more, important.

In fact, I am surprised that this 'quality of employment' dimension has not been included in this press release, because the President's maiden speech just this week emphasizes on 'quality'. I guess the contents of the President's speech will only affect work's directions and outcomes in the coming years, not immediately.

Lastly, perhaps, the Government ought to start developing a set of indices to help Singaporeans understand how the influx of foreigners has added to the economy, coz it's always been kind of unclear.
E.g. every Employment Pass/Work Permit added = S$X to the GDP or X no. of Citizen job (types of job) added to the economy for a period of X months etc.

Doesn't matter that such indices are not common in other countries. Singapore is special.

This will also help to facilitate the dialogue between the people and the government. No point engaging the public but only to talk in vacuum and about theories or emotions. Let's talk with facts and numbers. As many of them as possible.

And don't worry about the public being unable to handle the figures. Can't say that all Singaporeans can handle them, but there are enough who are competent and will do it for the rest.

Senin, 10 Oktober 2011

Random Thought of the Day


Should he not feel weird when he found out that
he (and his child) looked alot like the wife's ex- boyfriend
(i.e. the one who dumped her a decade ago)?

Minggu, 09 Oktober 2011

Golf is Bourgeois

GF: I have to pick up golf again.

BM: Why?!!

GF: Coz of work.

BM: Waaaaah Raaaaaao Eeeeeeh... Golf is such a bourgeois sport...

Wait a minute... It's not even really a sport... I mean... Just because sports brands make apparels for this activity, doesn't make it a sport. Shooting rubberbands into a hole can also be a sport then.

You hit tiny balls 
with sticks into holes in the ground... That's how it started, you know? It's wasn't even bourgeois when it started. Shepherds got bored when herding sheep, and started to use their sticks to push small rocks into holes in the ground. 

And when modern 'golfers' do that 'legs apart, shuffle into position, and air-swing' thing, especially middle-aged executives in their offices?? * demonstrates the shuffling, butt-wriggling, and air swing with smug face** 


It's damn lame. Absolutely poser! WTF is that for?! You don't see Tiger Woods doing that lor... You don't see basketballers pretending to layup and air-shooting a hoop, or swimmers pretending to perfect their strokes by air-swimming in the office lor!

GF: OK. Can you alter the golf trousers for me? They are too long.

BM: Orh... OK. **taking measurements** It's better if you put on your golf shoes... **taking measurements again** Like that can?

GF: Can.

BM: Use this belt... And remember to tuck in the Ah Pek golf shirt like that... **adjusts here and there, then takes a step back to admire** 

FWAH! So handsome oredi... **adjusts a little more** 

But Papa? It's still bourgeois, Okaaaaaaaay?

GF: OK, Commie.

BM: ROOOOOAAAARRRR!!!

Jumat, 07 Oktober 2011

啊咘啾 vs Ah-Voo-Tjoe

Because of this Michelle Chong movie trailer, I've been reading up on the Taiwanese boy who's gonna appear in her movie. His name is 黃鴻升, or better known as 小鬼. A singer, variety show host, actor etc on the creative shores of Taiwan.

While laughing uncontrollably at vids of him online, something familiar violently resonated with me.

小鬼's co-host kept teasing him about '啊咘啾'... Like for months and perhaps a couple of years.

WTF is 啊咘啾 (A bù jiū)?


小鬼 eventually admitted that 啊咘啾 is a who, not a what.
The answer is in the vid.


If you have been following my blog for years, you would realise that all cats to me are 'Ah-Voo-Tjoe'.

And in the more recent years, I've been using this term on a human being. =))

It's freaky how close both terms, '啊咘啾' and 'Ah-Voo-Tjoe', are.
I have not watched any of these vids/programmes, nor have I been to Taiwan, before this year. And I doubt Rainie Yang and 小鬼 read my English blog entries on Ah-Voo-Tjoe.

So... once again, I am beginning to see why I feel such a persuasive parallel between my Chinese-Singaporean life and the Taiwanese culture.

Perhaps I should have been a Gen Y Taiwanese, but somehow I ended up prematurely as a Gen X Singaporean.

太前卫了,没有人懂啦!

Selasa, 04 Oktober 2011

Will you be able to own your family's only car?

RE: Govt set to curb vehicle population

Read this?

"In his first wide-ranging interview with Singapore media, Mr Lui said: 'For the next three-year phase, it will not stay at 1.5 per cent but it will have to come down.'

The cut is likely to send the prices for certificates of entitlements even higher than current levels and car prices are expected to increase as a result.

The current COE quota with its soaring premiums has inflated car prices. A 1.6-litre Toyota Altis now costs over $100,000 as compared to around $83,000 11 months ago."



In other words, if you make an average income, you are unlikely to be able to afford a car easily. At one's average income, it's impossible to outbid those (locals AND foreigners) from the high income brackets, with company transport sponsorship etc.

When you have a family AND a car, it's certainly much more conducive for family time, e.g. family outings to the Zoo, East Coast Park, tuition etc. This is kind of most people's priority, right?

As such, are you sure you don't wanna fight for unlocking of the value of your National Service?

Minggu, 02 Oktober 2011

If you like to romanticise the poor and desolate...

... go through The Julie Project.

Don't worry.
It's a lot of pictures with very little text, and 18 years of her life will only take you about 10 minutes to consume.

And of course, it's gonna be graphic. Don't say I didn't warn you.