Golf is Bourgeois

GF: I have to pick up golf again.

BM: Why?!!

GF: Coz of work.

BM: Waaaaah Raaaaaao Eeeeeeh... Golf is such a bourgeois sport...

Wait a minute... It's not even really a sport... I mean... Just because sports brands make apparels for this activity, doesn't make it a sport. Shooting rubberbands into a hole can also be a sport then.

You hit tiny balls with sticks into holes in the ground... That's how it started, you know? It's wasn't even bourgeois when it started. Shepherds got bored when herding sheep, and started to use their sticks to push small rocks into holes in the ground. 

And when modern 'golfers' do that 'legs apart, shuffle into position, and air-swing' thing, especially middle-aged executives in their offices?? * demonstrates the shuffling, butt-wriggling, and air swing with smug face** 

It's damn lame. Absolutely poser! WTF is that for?! You don't see Tiger Woods doing that lor... You don't see basketballers pretending to layup and air-shooting a hoop, or swimmers pretending to perfect their strokes by air-swimming in the office lor!

GF: OK. Can you alter the golf trousers for me? They are too long.

BM: Orh... OK. **taking measurements** It's better if you put on your golf shoes... **taking measurements again** Like that can?

GF: Can.

BM: Use this belt... And remember to tuck in the Ah Pek golf shirt like that... **adjusts here and there, then takes a step back to admire** 

FWAH! So handsome oredi... **adjusts a little more** 

But Papa? It's still bourgeois, Okaaaaaaaay?

GF: OK, Commie.

BM: ROOOOOAAAARRRR!!!