We were devouring the lovely Lagoon Leng Kee Beef Kway Teow, and watching this cute kitty chewing on leftovers at the next table. The scene is somewhat as demonstrated below:
BM: The kitty kat is so cute-tse! But so skinny.
GF: He looks like Tiger. The spoilt brat look.
BM: Tiger is NOT spoilt!! But yeah... He does look like Tiger. So cute-tse! Love!
GF: What is he eating? Plastic bag?
BM: No lah... I think prawns... with shell.
GF: I think the food is too spicy for the cat.
BM: *notices something else on the table* Eh... Papa! Someone left his wallet on the table!
GF: Where?
BM: There! *points* Beside the cat!
GF: *goes over to the table* You are right!
BM: Check for IC or namecard. *mumbles: Low Crime doesn't mean NO Crime*
GF: *opens the wallet* No namecard. Just IC. Name: XXX. EZ-Link card... Some cash...
BM: Where does he live?
GF: Marine Parade Road blah blah...
BM: Eh! That's Laguna Park! Next to where I used to live! Let's go return the wallet once we are done.
*walking towards the car*
GF: Your eyes are so sharp.
BM: If it wasn't for the kitty kat, I wouldn't have noticed.
GF: I was looking at the cat too, but didn't notice the wallet.
BM: I think it's because the cat looked too much like Tiger.
*inside the car*
BM: You know how to get there?
GF: You show me.
BM: Ok. Eh... Papa... What if the guy didn't live in Marine Parade but in Woodlands or Yishun? I was thinking about it before you read out his address. That would be super sianz. Can't leave it with the nearest stall either.
GF: HAHAHAHAH!
BM: But I know we would have returned it anyway. Just super sianz lah! Yishun leh! KNN! HAHA!
*Outside the apartment unit*
GF: *presses the door bell button* Eh? Nobody's home.
BM: *checks the balcony for light* Maybe they are still looking for the wallet. Panic. *evil smile*
GF: *tries the door bell again and knocks on the door*
BM: Don't have?
GF: *looks at neighbour's opened door* Let's ask the neighbour. *rings neighbour's doorbell*
BM: *soaking in the memories of the estate in which she had spent 25 years next door*
*Neighbour appears*
GF: Hello! Do you know the name of your neighbour?
NB: Yes. He's XXX. Why?
GF: Good. We found his wallet at East Coast Hawker Centre. *passes the wallet to NB through the grilles*
NB: *slightly surprised* Oh... OK... *pause* Thank you... I'll let him know.
GFBM: Thank you.
*Waiting at the lift*
BM: This estate is very nice, right? Spacious!
GF: Yeah... *small talk*
*Lift opens and a familiar looking couple walks out and heads towards the wallet owner's unit*
BM: Erm... *calls out to the guy* XXX?
Guy: *turns around* Yes?
BM: We found your wallet at East Coast Hawker Centre.
Guy: *looks extremely surprised* Oh??
GF: It's with your neighbour.
NB: *appears at the door* Hey XX! Your wallet!
Guy: Oh! *still in shock and turns to us* Thank you!
GFBM: Hee Hee... *walk into lift*
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