Minggu, 07 Agustus 2011

Unlocking the Value of National Service

All the rhetoric about locals vs foreigners, rising housing prices, transport prices, unhappiness over P1 registration, how locals girls are too uppity to glance at local men, how local men are unattractive, falling marriage rate, falling birthrate, how NS is a waste of time...

Let's solve it once and for all...
And the solution is to unlock the value of National Service (NS).

Huh? WTF is she talking about??? Has she gone more mad than usual?


Come on! 跟我来!
Let's unlock the value of NS in the following 3 key areas:

Housing - As long as 1 owner has served full-term NS, this ORD-ed Singaporean will enjoy a preferential package of property tax, stamp duties, loan quantum, queue priority (public housing) etc, when buying/selling a property for his own use (not as investment). This policy applies for life, i.e. if he sells his home, then buys another for his own use (not for investment), he will enjoy the benefits again.

Transport - The ORD-ed Singaporean to enjoy preferential public transport rates, separate COE bidding quota/subsidy (limited to non-luxury COE category and for 1 vehicle - his own use only) etc.

Education - The ORD-ed Singaporean and his child(ren) to enjoy priority balloting, highest fee subsidy quantum for all levels of education in Singapore etc.

With the above, the value of the Singapore Male, who has ORDed or is gonna ORD, will shoot through the hardened concrete roof in the eyes of any females, especially of the Singaporean Female.

This scheme translates the value of NS into hundreds of thousands of ... and even... millions of dollars.

Quite clearly, Barbarella and her SPG BFFs will, for the first time in their life, realise how sexy the Singaporean Male in (green) uniform really is, coz he can provide.

For feminist female Singaporeans, they can opt into this scheme to enjoy its benefits by volunteering for NS.

The objective is, once you have invested in this country, we will make sure you will benefit from it and reinvest more in the process of benefiting.
It's a WIN-WIN.

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