Who is this dirty kitty?

Why is this world so... hazy??

This is the reason why he is called Blinky. His eyes were infected when I found him at the Bedok North Bak Chor Mee Hawker Centre Car Park in 1998.

This woman keeps flashing lights at me! ARRGGH! My Eyes!!

He was all stinky with eyes hardly opened. Had to bring to the vet to get his eyes fixed.

I am handsome and I know it.

Look at how small he was 12 years ago!

I'll show you how small I am! I bite you! I bite you!!

Look at that face! Wouldn't you have grabbed him off the streets too??

Yeah Yeah Yeah... Shut up and gimme the nomz oredi!!

You know how pictures of human beings show their lateral expansion over the years? It's the same for cats too!

Fat fat oredi!!

Eh? Who says I'm fat?!! I'm BIG-BONED!

Look at how skinny Tiger was!! He looked like Skeletor!

Eh! Got things moving outside... Trippy!!

HUH?? Are you talking about me???

Who says I'm Skeletor??

I'm so evil... I'm goooooood!

I'm a handsome stud, ok!

Excuse me, Madam. Would you like some tea and scones?

I can also be very sweet.

I'm peeping at you!!

Right??

Hang on... While I chew Blinky's leg off...

Fatty Cat Leg! NOM NOM NOM!